(Source: methedras)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

xfreischutz:

//bounces

(Source: kogyaru)

espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

(Source: thedailylaughs)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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